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Here's the newest pics of Suri Cruise with her dad Tom Cruise. She's got a totally adorable dress on that I want (shut up!) and he's his usual intense, fanatic self.

It can't be.

For real, you gotta read what these victims eat.

She's completely around the bend insane. What fiery demon inhabits her brain?

Here's my recap of ANTM from last night. I think Big Whitney might have a chance at being the first plus-size girl to win this.

Oh, and that's Tyra as Paris. Kinda eerie.

People are torn on this guy. I think he's a tool, but others think he's a comedy messiah. What do you think?

Hey! I recap the latest American Idol every Wednesday at 1 PM EST. Ok, more like I verbally throw up on it. But join me! It's fun! Fun for me. Ok, you might have fun, too.

Would you want anyone else besides her to guide you into choosing the next leader of the free world? *rolls eyes*

"Unqualified With J. Harvey" is an advice column that runs on Socialite Life every Tuesday. My sincere apologies for the photo. Jesus.

Watch her re-make "A Mighty Heart." I would.