jayharvey

I get to give a shout-out? Really? That's rad. Ok, I want to thank my Mom, Ri-Ri Harvey, for birthing me. And Joss Whedon, for giving us Buffy. And Lisa Timmons for being my gorgeous mentor. And Hostess for making delightful snack cakes. Moz for writing about shy, bald Buddhists planning mass murders. Missy Elliot for shaving her chocha. My friend Andy for teaching me how to dress. And the ocean. I'd like to give a shout-out to the ocean. It's wet, and you can stare at it and think. And finally I'd like to give a shout-out to Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Jessica, Sienna, Jamie-Lynn, Sam, Adnan, K-Fed, and many others for paying my bills, yo.

And to everyone who reads Socialite Life. You are near and dear to my shriveled little heart.

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